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itstoohawtinhere:

waiting under the tree?

You are the sexiest gift! I wish you were my present.

itstoohawtinhere:

waiting under the tree?

You are the sexiest gift! I wish you were my present.

theclearlydope:

I want a Matt Damon / Ron Swanson Presidential campaign. I’m completely serious.

theclearlydope:

I want a Matt Damon / Ron Swanson Presidential campaign. I’m completely serious.

buttercut:

got an offer for horny ppl in my area ( omg sound like a dating ad ) 

tomorrow, someone sleep at mine, we can get drunk, have sex, kiss and spoon all night, watch mighty boosh or shrek, in the morning ill make breakfast and hot chocolate? 

you dont have to love me after but it would be cool if you did 

ok just putting it out there, sex is here if you need it guys

p.s your partners dont need to know:P

Sounds fantastic! ;)

buttercut:

CRYING OMG 

Oh yes, reindeer love.

buttercut:

CRYING OMG 

Oh yes, reindeer love.